HAHAHAHAHAHAH #EUNE

You take part in 1.7 epic objectives per game. As a jungler, time dragon and grubs, ward them 45 seconds early, and reset so you arrive with full health — objectives win more games than a kill in a side lane.

You spend 11% of your games dead. Late deaths cost a minute each; when a fight is lost, back off and defend rather than adding one more death to it.