The Golden Spatula

70 Attack Damage 120 Ability Power 50% Attack Speed 30% Critical Strike Chance 250 Health 30 Armor 30 Magic Resist 250 Mana 20 Ability Haste 10% Move Speed 10% Life Steal 100% Base Health Regen 100% Base Mana Regen Doing Something: You are permanently On Fire! "It must do something... Declined, it does EVERYTHING"